Singapore Cyclist may require license and COE to Cycle

February 20, 2014
SINGAPORE – Lee Bee Wah is suggesting bike owner in Singapore to pay for COE, insurance coverage, and acquire license in any other case it will be unlawful to experience a bicycle in Singapore.
 Below is a remark by one of many citizen:
“Mind you, that isn’t a nasty concept however that depends upon which aspect you’re standing on. Her colleagues will love her, for they’re fighting income elevating concepts after the on line casino. “What else, what else ah?” Everyone has been strolling in circles throughout their PAP conferences, apart from PM Lee in fact, who bumps his head into partitions earlier than he can full a circle. So when Lee Bee Wah got here out with this concept, she acquired her rightful adulation from her colleagues and went residence with a equivalence to the Man of the Match (MOTM) or  Most Valuable Player (MVP) that soccer and basketball gamers obtain respectively for his or her excellent performances. That is in fact, the Creative Unison Notion Trophy (CUNT). Oh she’ll relish such status.”

“Really, if anybody is worried about security sufficient to invoke the ridiculous, one will marvel why our visitors police doesn’t set up a velocity digital camera at each single lamp submit in Singapore. When each drivers is aware of there isn’t a strategy to get away with rushing, they cease rushing altogether or danger a imminent revoke. With rushing completely eradicated, it’ll show what they advocate: “Regulate rushing for everybody’s security” is true. Or not. So why will not our authorities do it? Well in the event that they do this, the variety of rushing offenders can be drastically decreased and that interprets to a dive in income assortment. Challenge this.”

“So what’s stronger underlying objective of implementing biking licensing different that income elevating? The authorities can present Singaporeans the rising statistics of biking accidents in the event that they need to however that does not take away the truth that extra accidents will occur when there are extra bike owner and our inhabitants density has spiked. Common sense. Recently my neighbour received an enormous bruise after an unprecedented  incident of being knocked to the ground by a stranger on the road. As far as I know, she has by no means been floored throughout a stroll in her whole life to date. Wonder if that warrant a name to implement a licence for protected strolling?”
Lee Bee Wah’s genius opens up an big selection of prospects for the PAP authorities which incorporates:

– COE for bicycle. Different classes for youngsters BMX, grownup Mountain bike and Road bicycles and aged Wheel chairs and mother or father child strollers. NTUC trolleys are exempted.

– All automobiles have to be put in with a IU and ERP is payable when any bike owner puffed move the brand new biking path abutt all roads with an adjoining ERP gantry. No ERP for bike owner after 12am

– All bike owner should undergo 30 biking classes earlier than they will take the sensible check. Lessons will embrace a circuit coaching the place bike owner learners will undergo every day difficulties resembling how to not roll again on a slope and carry out parallel parking with or with out striped poles.

– All bike owner might be obtain a complimentary biking water bottle that value the Tax Funded Government Cycling School $one hundred bucks every, provided by a mysterious firm referred to as HIT as a result of no different distributors bid for the tender.

– The faculty might be headed by an ex-army basic in fact, as a result of nobody can journey a bicycle higher than a military basic.

– License might be renewed yearly however solely after the bike owner pays their biking monitor tax

– Bicycles are solely allowed to be parked at house or at designated parking submit for a low cost of $10 a month. Sheltered parking is on the market for $20 a month. No parking in HDB hall or void deck or different unauthorized space as a result of if it’s a hearth hazard or it doesn’t promote integration with foreigners. Or no matter they will consider.

– Insurance for biking is obligatory. Only most popular distributors allowed to supply.

– All bicycles should undergo an annual car inspection for security. Only most popular distributors are allowed to certify.

What do you consider it? Ridiculous? or ought to have implement the principles way back?

– A Singaporean Son

Singapore Cyclist may require license and COE to Cycle
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